Now by ‘replenish’, they really mean replenish. In the case of vitamin B12, for instance, the Bytox patch delivers 4,160% of your daily intake, which is actually a bit scary when you think about it. That's over a month's worth of B12. Anyway, it’s not quite FDA approved yet but it’s a safe way to do something wholly unnatural, namely, getting utterly gazebo’d. At least that’s according to Dr. Leonard Grossman who says, “Only an intravenous stuck in your arm could be more effective than a Bytox patch.”

It’s best to slap on a patch 45 minutes before drinking which should make for an interesting sight at work at 5.15pm on a Friday. Priced at US$24.99 for a pack of ten (for the very committed they also offer a 50-pack) the patches are made from water soluble, natural substances which have no toxicity. They’re also waterproof and more importantly sweat proof so you can still unleash the worm on the dance floor while saving yourself for the next day.

Your friends won’t know how you do it.