Rather than miserable children, it’s of course designed for the outdoors type. If you like hiking or adventure travel, it’s the one rucksack you’ll ever need because it comes with a lifetime warrantee. We live in an age when a computer’s only a computer for about six months and you’re constantly being bombarded by a new, loud-mouthed celebrity’s 15 minutes of fame – so lifetime longevity is a precious novelty.

Priced at US$179, The Sanction features multiple weatherproof compartments, urethane coated zippers, and an internal frame sheet. It also has a large zippered pocket for your laptop, which combined with its waterproof abilities, makes it as useful in the urban jungle as it is when you're scaling Mount Kinabalu.

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