When sightseeing tours end in the early evening – with gigabytes of footage shot and temples exhausted from posing – you can waltz into the historic site with the help of Le Méridien Angkor. You hop on a bus or a tuk tuk and travel to the complex where you’re greeted by folk musicians and spearmen. Which is a hilarious thought. Spearmen? What do they do when they’re not spearing? PlayStation?

You can eat at Prasat Thommanom (at the front of the Victory Gate outside Angkor Thom) or at Prasat Kravan (a group of ruins located on the eastern side of Angkor Wat) with groups ranging from 40 people to 200. Which, despite its labelling, probably doesn’t qualify as a dinner party - but it is, critically, catered to a very high standard. The meal is also punctuated by a dance performance from an ‘Apsara Heavenly Nymph’ which is a delight in itself.

You'll lick the plate clean.